Wednesday, January 11, 2012

all cats go to heavenAtheists: All cats go to heaven. Don't you want to be reunited with your cat when you die?

Are you one of those crazy cat ladies, Olga?
Got like 37 cats living in your house, furniture in shreds,
full litter boxes everywhere, no one coming to visit because the smell is overwhelming.....
You mean be buried with my cat? Not really, that's gross.
Yeah right, so tell me why does Basement Cat exist?
I've had all of my dead cats stuffed so I could be with them forever.

But I can't get them to eat anything.
The bible staall cats go to heaventes animals don't have souls and so can't go to Heaven.
Dogs, not cats, dogs.

Cats are the spawn of Satan.

Rev. Neil
I thought it was all dogs go to heaven.
I've got a way of getting to heaven without being religious whilst alive


Heaven just wouldn't be heaven if I didn't get to punt the cat across the living room for all eternity.
I don't like cats
Well you are not like most christians I have spoken to. Why do you thinall cats go to heavenk Christians created the "rainbow bridge"? To make them feel better about their belief that their pets won't be going to heaven.

Now we know you are really an atheist troll!
No, I don't think so. Me & Church should never meet again.
definitely dogs
I am allergic to cats.
No I would much rather go where my dog goes when he dies.
Cats freak the AV儿劣* out of me

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